my garden

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cm finale

you know what would impress me?  if strauss turns out to be the replicator.  

think of how cool that would be!  what a shocking twist!  she was so fucking evil to them, especially to hotch, for all those years!  a leopard does not change its spots.   messer sends strauss to rehab, and erin is now all sweet and nice to the team.   but when they find out she’s the replicator, they realize the ‘i got your back’ bullshit of the last year was a big sham to cover her master plan to finally destroy hotch’s team once and for all! 

(insert evil laugh here)

i’m just saying, i would be impressed if it turns out strauss is the replicator.  »=]   

Filed under criminal minds

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cm fic: Tarmac

Title: Tarmac

Pairing: Hotch/Reid

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Hotch’s team returns from Savannah, and Strauss is waiting for Aaron.

Notes: Happens before Reid returns to work, obviously.       

Filed under HotchxReid

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cm fic: crutches

(This is the third time I’ve tried to post this.  Arg.)

Title: Crutches

Pairing: Hotch/Reid

Rating: R for the discussion of an extremely-violent murder, allusions to Foyet’s attack on Hotch, and for graphic fantasy sexual situations.

Summary: Reid can see that Hotch needs help, but Hotch can’t admit he needs help, even to himself. To get Hotch to lean on him, Reid pretends he needs to lean on Hotch.

Notes: This fic contains crutches and sex, while not necessarily the two together.

Filed under HotchxReid

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author problems

i finished the first draft of the crutch sex fic, which lacks neither for crutches nor sex, just not together.  i was worried someone would get seriously hurt, even if it is only fantasy.  it’s all fun and games until things go awry.   this story started as one thing and turned into an entirely different thing.  hope it doesn’t disappoint.  =\   when i post it, i promise to get the link correct. 

 

Filed under author problems

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spencershotchner asked: Your link for your new story doesn't work correctly when you click on your post. :)

poop!  =( 

let me go fix it!

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okay, i’m back.  I think it works now.  sorry =]

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geritom71 asked: Do you think you might ever write the story of Emily and Spencer at the sin to win weekend? I just finished reading all of your stories from start to finish again ( I do it quite often ) and I really want to read about that weekend.

hi :) thanks for reading the fics!! and wanting to reread too! :)  

I hadn’t thought about writing up that weekend as a story.  A line got edited out there in ‘room 205’, where Hotch and Prentiss are discussing that weekend in Atlantic City and the foursome.  Emily remarks on how much the attaché looks like Hotch, and tells Hotch she was rewarding Reid basically by giving him a Hotch-substitute.  it sounded kinda creepy, so that’s why it got edited out =\  She was trying to demonstrate that she knows Reid has had a thing for Hotch for a very very long time.  Sorry I hadn’t thought of it as a separate story.   

More fic to come soon :)     

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spencershotchner asked: I was wondering if there is a specific order your fics on theparchedquill go in.

hi :)  the stories under the season headings are in chronological order in those seasons. 

the stories under the first au heading are fics involving hotch and reid getting together, starting from season five, after Haley’s death.  those are in chronological order too, but divert away from the canon stuff. 

the stories under the ‘weird and strange’ au heading don’t go anywhere in particular, and are just kinda there. 

hope that helps!  let me know if you need anything else.  i’m working on a fic right now that will go in season five :)